How do you like your eggs?

Now we have a phobia thread, it's only natural to have a fetish thread.

So, what makes your engine run? Perky tits? Large areola? Shapely thighs? Pouty lips?

Personally, I love ladies in white tank tops without bras. And the best thing to go with that is a short jean-shorts, with slender and slightly muscular legs sticking out of them.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

You do realise that, psychologically, many men would rather have their
teeth removed than confess a fetish. It is my opinion though that
these should be exploited rather than buried deep in our subconscious

(me has the ultra-common black latex/high heel fetish, nothing weird)

Tits ofcourse :smile: It's what turns me on :smile: (i have a boobfetish :razz: and
I'm proud over it :razz: ). I can't help myself, when I see beautiful,
natural tits, I will go so horny... :razz: (result: i cannot be in beach,
without everyone noticing my Wild Bill blowing trumpet :biggrin: )

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Edited.

My apologies for being offensive. I will try to be more general next time. :sad:

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Butt. I just love a nicely shaped butt.

Sometimes I can't help slapping my girlfriend on the butt you know, but she's used to it by now.

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Clearly, it depends on what you are slapping her on the buttocks with my friend. Using your hand, is not really an option.

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i like girls without spots. Theres so
many of them, where did all the good girls go? Not to mention lesbians,
there are like no straight GOOD LOOKING girls in my school, its quite
disturbing.

I'm a fan of smaller boobs. Palm-size, not crazy big, and not
non-existant. Otherwise, tight jeans, firm ass. 'Tis about
all. My girlfriend meets the criteria :smile:

But I'm only 14, I'm sure my tastes will change.

I prefer medium size, not huge nor small. deep bowl size if you will

Am 14 2 and i may change, im just to lazy(and equally cool) to care

ffs,this thread needs deleted. grown men talking about sex with kiddies isn't why i come to these forums.

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i eat paint

Its not actually about sex.

the day that i'm interested in what turns on a 14yo boy, is the day that i'll run around wildly on the london tube wearing flowing robes and carrying a rucksack.

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i eat paint

LMAO! :smile:

If youre not interested then dont bloody well read it

Please don't be rude, fishy
Youngsters just have one point of view.... Like it's shown in TV (at least that's how it is in Germany). So don't worry. Every teenager will grow up (except one.... but that's another story) and find his/her own way of like and dislike.

I prefer smooth skin without marks or scars. And a body with proper proportions. The rest is just character and personality.

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Never try to be perfect - just try it and make the best out of it

awww, and this thread could've become as popular as the "Post pics of your favorite women" one.

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What the Snarkpitters listen to!

Thats not a bad idea otz.

fishy said:
i'll run around wildly on the london tube wearing flowing robes and carrying a rucksack.

funny you should mention that, i mean... ermmm... walking away...

I think its good to talk about stuff like this.

I know people who bitch and whine about how "my girl/boy friend doesn't
do this or that right" If people just talked about what they liked and
didn't like we'd all be alot better and the horizontal tango. I
mean, my ex and I rated each other from 1 to 10, I might get a 6 one
night but damn if I didn't get a 10 the next. Us younger kids
need to know this, like there are lots of girls who suck at giving head
for instance and they woudn't if us guys would just say "hey when you
chew on it, doesn't feel that great" even if the girl gets pissed
you've done the next guy she's with a favor.

anyways.

I like the back side of woman, whats the medical term for the back side
of a person... inferior? Not just the ass, but the whole back from the
base of the neck to the top of the shin.

As for sexualy... Very intence kissing, like you see in the movies,
knocking over s**t, pinning your girl against the wall and lost of
above the cloths touching.

Mmmm...the smell of pine-sol, and high grade industrial cleaning supplies. wakka...wakka..wakka..

What thread is this?

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Seriously though. Violinists.

Well to sum up what I find to be the perfect package, just refer to
Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert. That being said I could probably go
for most things, just as long as they aren't big. I think anything
medium sized and under is pretty darned nice, though the opposite for height and intelligence, medium to high.

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'Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!'

I agree. When I see all those huge silicon morass breasts It makes me
wanna hurl. I'm not talking about girls with small breasts getting a
slight enlargement but those with huge breasts making them watermelon
size. I saw a prostitute the other day with breasts that looked as if
they could set the moon off orbit! Completely unattractive.

Ever heard of Dolly Buster?

Looks kinda ugly to me; but nevertheless... interesting story behind these.... rock-like boobs.

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Never try to be perfect - just try it and make the best out of it

the nicest top i've seen has to be this one

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Warlok - don't worry about girls your age being spotty all of a sudden,
it'll fade in a few years :smile: I imagine the lesbian tendencies are
likely to go the same way.

For me? Nothing over-sized. Small breasts are fine with me if they suit
the body of the person, but huge ones never do it for me. I've always
been into slim girls but lately I'm not so concerned about there being
a little bit more to them. I stress a little however, larger
ladies just aren't my cup of tea. I've always appreciated "cute" looks
over "sexy" looks, both in a person's inherent appearance and their
clothing style. As for preferences in bed? Personally I don't think a
message board with plenty of young un's running around is really a
suitable place for any of us to be discussing such matters :razz:

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I seriously thought this thread was going to be about eggs, but alas, no, sexual preferences.

Boob size doesn't really matter unless they're really small or really big, either of those are disturbing.

I'm most definitely not a fan of the firm ass... to me, that just means
she doesn't HAVE one... an ass is SUPPOSED to be fat so it's
comfortable sitting on the toilet seat, HELLO???

I most definitely prefer a girl with black/brown hair to one with
blonde, since it looks better for one and I really haven't met any
smart blondes... I had one blonde lass complain in my class (woot,
slightly inadvertent rhymes) that "we already did that on Wednesday!"
... on Wednesday. DELIGHTFUL. Green eyes are a big plus.

Personality's definitely nice... there's plenty of hot chicks in the
world, but not a lot who know what a good joke is and/or who can carry
on an interesting converation (or, most importantly, bake cookies).

Oh dear, nearly forgot - black lace lingerie = sexiest thing in the history of existence.

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One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

Maps! - Audio blog!

<span style="color: white;">As
strange as it is you don't find many girls who like computers or can be
assed to have an actual conversation with. Its hard to really get to
know a girl when all they can talk about is how drunk and stoned they got last
night.

As for backsides well you do get a firm ass and in theory the firmer
the ass the more comfortable is to sit on the toilet seat because you
dont have that fat sposhing against the toilet seat.

As for hair i agree with Hugh, girls with brown and black hair have a
tendencie to be much smarter than blondes. For example we had a blonde
leading our section when i was at the army camp, oh it just brings up
bad memorys. She ended up leading as 6 miles in the wrong direction and
we were lost for ages. Oh well maybe its jsut that one blonde. I
suppose i am being a bit hippcritial considering i am blonde.

Oh and wet t-shirts= second sexiest thing in existence

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<DIV class=quotetext>Please don't be rude, fishy
Youngsters just have one point of view.... Like it's shown in TV (at least that's how it is in Germany). </DIV></DIV>

maybe in germany it's considered rude to object to an adult entering a playground to ask the children about their favourite fetish, but i think it would be pretty acceptable here.

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i eat paint

Well... for me, a good, average, C-cup. Neither a laundry table or Lolo
Ferrari do. Okay, Jordan Capri is good, too :smile: Not too small, though :smile:

Also, I like when she Shaves :wink: Yet again, my preference is not in hair, but more in intelligence and how smart she is.

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I'm most definitely not a fan of the firm ass... to me, that just means
she doesn't HAVE one... an ass is SUPPOSED to be fat so it's
comfortable sitting on the toilet seat, HELLO???

something you can grab but not quite hold on to. My ex was
perfect in that department, as well as many other departments... damn
she was way too hot for me.

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quote:</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Teacup sized breasts with nipples the size of green grapes. Petite stature, with an oriental ancestry. Not anorexic, but slim is a must. </DIV></DIV>

Hey, watch it. You're describing my wife there. :smile:

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

Sorry, I can remove the post.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

Hehe, I don't think he was being serious mate :biggrin: Might wanna put in a
smiley or use the sarcasm tags to make it more obvious in future though
satchmo...that is unless you WERE being serious :wink:

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I know you guys keep saying it but I cannot help feeling like a human mine detector. Every time I enter a conversation I get this mental image of me standing with my foot outstretched and my thumbs in my ears waiting for the CLICK.

I truly do not want to offend anyone.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

You've made that very obvious :wink: Seriously though, you won't get very
far if you're constantly staring at the floor to avoid treading on
toes. I'm not saying shoot your mouth off without thinking of the
consequences, but for example, is anybody REALLY going to get angry if
you near enough describe their spouse/partner as your perfect match?
Chances are they will find the coincidence humourous. I know that you
have spotted some cases of angry forum members, but we are generally a
nice bunch of people, so I'm sure you'll get along just fine if you
stop being so afraid of offending :smile:

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Yes, all true but, I sensed hostility in this very thread. Not directed at me personally, but when you consider that I am over 14 and the context said "If you are old and talking to 14 year olds about body parts you must be a perve"

I am not a perve. Nor do I think this subject is age sensitive as long as actual intercourse is avoided in the structure of the phrases.

I would rather not be associated with men and boys if possible in that context.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

No worries. It'll be clear when I am really angry. Other members know me well enough to realize that I have a wicked sense of sarcasm.

You can't participate in interesting and controversial topics unless you jump into the fray.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

As long as you know, I am not here for the boys we will be just fine.

My apologies again for liking your wife as much as you.

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medium sized natural breasts, thin, curvy ass

hmmm...scarlett johansson, or jessica alba, or the hundred other hot chicks i saw at the water park yesterday

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Bullet Control: $5000 for a bullet.
"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

i can't help but wonder what advice a parent would get from Satch, as their childs doctor, if they said they'd found the child participating in a 'what's your fetish' thread with grown men on an internet forum.

maybe if the thread had been started by anyone else it would have been less irksome to me, but i think Satch, of all people, should know better.

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i eat paint

this is a problem with britain. they are not liberal at all. most of the time its all hush-hush about taboo matters, i say fishy: tell us what tickles your fancy?

LIBERALISE!

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Bullet Control: $5000 for a bullet.
"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

I say who cares. I could be 50, who knows?

i could never say im fifty, ive got too much to live for

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"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

Underdog said:
my apologies again for liking your wife as much as you.

dont apologize, there are millions of asian females that fitted that description

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These words are my diaries screaming out loud

There are not millions here however. But yes, I will stop. Perhaps I should save a few apologies for when I do upset someone. They may have more value then.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

I don't consider this topic inappropriate. How is admiration of the human body wrong? Why would some even consider it wrong? Why should people consider it wrong?

If I am recommending exploitation of the female body, then I would admit guilt. But all I am inquiring is how each of the Pitters appreciate their muse. It's no different than asking opinions on a piece of art.

It's a question of aesthetics, and I don't think it's lascivious in any way.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

Tits ofcourse :smile: It's what turns me on :smile: (i have a boobfetish :razz: and
I'm proud over it :razz: ). I can't help myself, when I see beautiful,
natural tits, I will go so horny... :razz: (result: i cannot be in beach,
without everyone noticing my Wild Bill blowing trumpet :biggrin: )

Jesus enough smileys?

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Windows 98</DIV>
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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quote:</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Tits ofcourse :smile: It's what turns me on :smile: (i have a boobfetish :razz: and I'm proud over it :razz: ). I can't help myself, when I see beautiful, natural tits, I will go so horny... :razz: (result: i cannot be in beach, without everyone noticing my Wild Bill blowing trumpet :biggrin: )
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Jesus enough smileys?

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he was getting excited just thinking about it.





<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting satchmo</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>I don't consider this topic inappropriate. How is admiration of the human body wrong? Why would some even consider it wrong? Why should people consider it wrong?

If I am recommending exploitation of the female body, then I would admit guilt. But all I am inquiring is how each of the Pitters appreciate their muse. It's no different than asking opinions on a piece of art.

It's a question of aesthetics, and I don't think it's lascivious in any way.

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thats a great excuse.

"Were you looking at porn!?"

"Uh..No i was appreciating the aesthetic and admirable value of the female figure."

"Oh, thats alright then, i was always a fan of art myself..."

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sorry about the weird indent i was having trouble with the quotes.

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Bullet Control: $5000 for a bullet.
"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

Yeah, there is a big difference between porn and nude figures. Personally, I have no problem with nudity. But porn is nude (or mostly nude) people engaging in sex. There is no talk of sex here. The tools are being discussed, but they're not being used.

And besides, what's the point of talking about something that's completely non-controversial? Like "I believe the Pope is Catholic", or "I think bears s**t in the woods".

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

To my knowledge, there is no proof that bears poop in the forest at all. Its assumed they do, but when was the last time anyone saw the event? Probably when someone was out there not listening to trees fall. :smile:

my poor attempt at humor.

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